Wednesday, August 16, 2006 @8/16/2006 09:01:00 pm
i think i need a tagboard.
shoutbox
something like that.
did anyone see this?
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysiaohk. just scroll down to transportation in msia.
or just stop anywhere you want.
Public TransportationHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! As for the bus here is some quote by Malaysian's:
walau eh, so long wan the bus maybe thay all try short it la - Ah Po
the bus always late wan, like turtise onli. Hayo la - Ah pek
petrol price increase, bus fair also increase but bus decrease le, goverment play play ar..dun play play ar... - Unknown
bus siau siau wan la, come like dun wan to come - mr. kanasai
pri:pft..no wonder why jin and me got lost and ended up at klcc...stoopid bus.
Highways and Lowways (and their friggin' tolls all the way)Mr. Samy (who is supposed to be in Lunas but nowhere to be seen there, strange) is the one contributing to all the tolls around the tapioca-shaped country. All he need to do is just saying "We need tolls. Lots of them." and SWISH, tolls popped up like toadstools (not mushrooms, because they were all kidnapped to some game with some lunatic plumber in it) after the bloody monsoon rain.
Jam IndustryOne of Malaysia's famous side-product is the traffic-flavored jam. Thanks to the local government who molded roads in strange various ways, it is deemed common to find the production of this uniquely-flavored jam at any part of this monkey half-island, and normally between the twin peak hours of morning and evening (which is determined by the position and angle of the Twin Peak Towers on the surface of Earth against the Moon and the Sun and the whole universe whaddaheck). Unfortunately the government wasn't genius enough to think of the idea of exporting this kind of jam, because the only market they'd thought of is the local market.
Pri: owh look at the weird obsession uncyclopedia has for oscar wilde.
Quotes on Malaysia
“Durians are nasty. One gave me a bloody sore throat and I couldn't spew quotes for a week!”
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Oscar Wilde on Durians, famed Malaysian man-hitting fruits
“Malaysia has only two ministries, the highly acclaimed Ministry of Money & the creative Ministry of Copying.”
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Oscar Wilde on Malaysia
“We are all in the gutter, but the Malays are looking at the stars and everyone else has nothing to declare but their utter love for this privilege.”
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Oscar Wilde on Malaysia's famously equitable affirmative action
but really, this site is like..a huge pudding of junk that taste as horrid as....
eh it's just junk. but funny junk.
read only if desperate or bored. not desperately bored tho..