The Potion Maker
aprilium is an opaque, swirling puce liquid pulled from the muscles of an alligator.
mabelium is a translucent, dusty green powder distilled from the blood of a hawk.
Mixing aprilium with mabelium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent amber potion which gives the user the power of instantaneous healing.
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owh.
any poor sod foolish enough to eat anything made by me will be needing that.
heck i don't even eat my own concoction..it's probably more poisonous than weed killer and mosquito repellent put together.

but if i used pri instead i would have gotten this:

primium is a cloudy, porous orange solid distilled from the root of a monkshood.

i can be made into absinthe then.
oh joy. . pri is la Fée Verte .

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--previously on msn--

- prÎ - says:
meibium is a cloudy, soft olive solid pulled from the pollen of a burning bush.
hyon xhimium is a cloudy, frangible gold solid drawn from the flower of a monkshood.
Mixing meibium with hyon xhimium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a milky lavender potion which gives the user protection from twisted plans.

~Princess mei~ says:
aiyo.
we should save this
ahahhaah

pri: potion maker. consultation hours 9.17pm to 9.18pm
~Princess mei~ says:
eh
why your consultation hours so short
ahahhaha
tak sempat ppl ask one question also

- prÎ - says:
cos in excruciating pain
will most likely end up snapping at potential customers and murdering them with my rapier sharp wit.
mwahaha.

- prÎ - says:
see ar..
client: i need a potion tht will help me succeed in seducing the ladies
pri: pfft.
you need a potion to get rid of yr B.O.
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had way too much fun with it until it's not so funny anymore...
but this could be another one of my twisted plans yes?

"What? Which one?"

"The slim one, with the come-hither pout. Below the streak."

"I see a giraffe."

"I see an ant crawling up your neck," he says, brushing it away. "What giraffe?"

"That one. That long skinny thing."

"It looks more like a penis."

"I thought you said that looked like me when I was annoyed."

"You look like a penis when you're annoyed."

-River, ch.12-


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