WHOA-NESS
total twilight zone, pple!!
since mei posted everything on xanga.. so i can tell you all everything's there.
on HER xanga.
since when did you get a xanga???!!!!
atleast i don't look aneroxic here.
stupid cupcakes.
to chee -mei.
the aunty in yellow with the rather squarish face was scowling at
bloody creepy.
you left that out.
i baked cupcakes.
that sounded wrong on so many levels.
it's like a disaster waiting to happen.
taste a little odd.
looks a little odd too.
pics at jme's blog ere
pri is feeling rather
i think i need a tagboard.
shoutbox
something like that.
did anyone see this?
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia
ohk. just scroll down to transportation in msia.
or just stop anywhere you want.
Public Transportation
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! As for the bus here is some quote by Malaysian's:
walau eh, so long wan the bus maybe thay all try short it la - Ah Po
the bus always late wan, like turtise onli. Hayo la - Ah pek
petrol price increase, bus fair also increase but bus decrease le, goverment play play ar..dun play play ar... - Unknown
bus siau siau wan la, come like dun wan to come - mr. kanasai
pri:pft..no wonder why jin and me got lost and ended up at klcc...stoopid bus.
Highways and Lowways (and their friggin' tolls all the way)
Mr. Samy (who is supposed to be in Lunas but nowhere to be seen there, strange) is the one contributing to all the tolls around the tapioca-shaped country. All he need to do is just saying "We need tolls. Lots of them." and SWISH, tolls popped up like toadstools (not mushrooms, because they were all kidnapped to some game with some lunatic plumber in it) after the bloody monsoon rain.
Jam Industry
One of Malaysia's famous side-product is the traffic-flavored jam. Thanks to the local government who molded roads in strange various ways, it is deemed common to find the production of this uniquely-flavored jam at any part of this monkey half-island, and normally between the twin peak hours of morning and evening (which is determined by the position and angle of the Twin Peak Towers on the surface of Earth against the Moon and the Sun and the whole universe whaddaheck). Unfortunately the government wasn't genius enough to think of the idea of exporting this kind of jam, because the only market they'd thought of is the local market.
Pri: owh look at the weird obsession uncyclopedia has for oscar wilde.
Quotes on Malaysia
“Durians are nasty. One gave me a bloody sore throat and I couldn't spew quotes for a week!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Durians, famed Malaysian man-hitting fruits
“Malaysia has only two ministries, the highly acclaimed Ministry of Money & the creative Ministry of Copying.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Malaysia
“We are all in the gutter, but the Malays are looking at the stars and everyone else has nothing to declare but their utter love for this privilege.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Malaysia's famously equitable affirmative action
but really, this site is like..a huge pudding of junk that taste as horrid as....
eh it's just junk. but funny junk.
read only if desperate or bored. not desperately bored tho..
| The Potion Maker |
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| aprilium is an opaque, swirling puce liquid pulled from the muscles of an alligator. |
| mabelium is a translucent, dusty green powder distilled from the blood of a hawk. |
| Mixing aprilium with mabelium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent amber potion which gives the user the power of instantaneous healing. |
| Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern |
owh.
any poor sod foolish enough to eat anything made by me will be needing that.
heck i don't even eat my own concoction..it's probably more poisonous than weed killer and mosquito repellent put together.
but if i used pri instead i would have gotten this:
i can be made into absinthe then.
oh joy. . pri is la Fée Verte .
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--previously on msn--
- prÎ - says:
meibium is a cloudy, soft olive solid pulled from the pollen of a burning bush.
hyon xhimium is a cloudy, frangible gold solid drawn from the flower of a monkshood.
Mixing meibium with hyon xhimium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a milky lavender potion which gives the user protection from twisted plans.
~Princess mei~ says:
aiyo.
we should save this
ahahhaah
pri: potion maker. consultation hours 9.17pm to 9.18pm
~Princess mei~ says:
eh
why your consultation hours so short
ahahhaha
tak sempat ppl ask one question also
- prÎ - says:
cos in excruciating pain
will most likely end up snapping at potential customers and murdering them with my rapier sharp wit.
mwahaha.
- prÎ - says:
see ar..
client: i need a potion tht will help me succeed in seducing the ladies
pri: pfft.
you need a potion to get rid of yr B.O.
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had way too much fun with it until it's not so funny anymore...
but this could be another one of my twisted plans yes?
to my mutual friend toaster.
WE.ARE.SO.TOASTED.
p.