ah yes, the overly gross out incident of mel in the pool.
we were in this pool at our hotel in pd when all of a sudden mel starts rubbing of her daki. IN THE GOD DAMN FREAKIN POOL.

owh you know daki, the one that even johnny depp would have. The layer of dead skin, dirt and all. The blackish eraser dirt look-a-like?

"mel are you rubbing your daki??"

*still scrubbing her daki"

"OMG MEL ARE YOU RUBBING YOUR DAKI???!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"MMMEEEELL!!!"

*everyone swimming away frantically from mel*


but that's not so bad...
right after the water polo game, mel had said

"i pissed in the pool!!"

0.o

" 3 times!!" <-- insert extremely pleased tone here

" GAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"


owh gawd. we were swimming in mel's piss.
heck, we're covered from head to toe in mel's piss.
hell, i know some of us must have drank mel's piss.

BLOODY HELL.
thats like bathing in essence of mel.
perhaps pissing in the pool to mel is like water play?
one of her kinks yes?

BUT I'M NOT SWIMMING WITH HER ANYMORE.
EVER.

gah.

"What? Which one?"

"The slim one, with the come-hither pout. Below the streak."

"I see a giraffe."

"I see an ant crawling up your neck," he says, brushing it away. "What giraffe?"

"That one. That long skinny thing."

"It looks more like a penis."

"I thought you said that looked like me when I was annoyed."

"You look like a penis when you're annoyed."

-River, ch.12-


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