Thursday, April 27, 2006 @4/27/2006 11:14:00 pm
owh i'm just sad.
i refuse to update until jin bugs me for one..
anyway. i HAD an outline for this post.
unfortunately i forgot a third of my sodding outline.
that, and also because i'm just lazy.
so here's part one of my supposedly long update.
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i swear the dishwasher clothhanger sticks got something against me.
bloody pointy sticks of doom jabbed me on the head not once, not twice, but..
see i lost count.
and NO i'm not blind. i *didn't* walk into it or anything like that.
i was just er..washing the dishes and suddenly WHAM.
yes. those pointy sticks just came at me and jabbed me.
so now i have a permanent bump on my head...
they are definitely plotting something evil.
like..taking over my chocolates.
OMG. i need a break.
the pre-exam stress is killing me.
even if i'm technically not doing much. or anything.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006 @4/12/2006 11:06:00 pm
disclaimer/ warning:
these are not the actual actual conversation...couldn't remember the actual accurate thing.
so i give you the almost accurate but more politically correct version.
pics can be found in my multiply site.
too arsed to post pics here...this took me more than 2 hours to finish...
*
damned minesweeper..*
unspeakable cherry incident can be found at
lyn's site.
picture rated NC-17. view at your own risk. you have been warned.
and just for the record, i like bananas. i do.
the girls and i had my rather belated bday dinner at ss2 today.
oh god...dim sum..for dinner.
since when is dim sum dinner???
no wonder i'm all twiggy..
and lyn...she can't take a bloody pic even if her life depended on it.
55 bad shots.. who on earth takes all 55 bad shots????
no really..no one screws every shot they take.
not even god can help. -takes uzi and fires randomly-
p:you can't take pictures for nuts.
l:its called professional thank you. you better get your facts right
p: my facts are politically incorrect, you must disregard everything i say.
l: ......
p: fine, if those are professional then mine are godlike.
p:here, let me hold your spoon... you'll ..flay yourself or something..
l: noooooooo!!!
p: this feels so light saber spoonish...
l: ooh..those 3 cherries looks so... -laughs evilly..-
p: woman, get your head out of the gutter!
l: pretty. my head is pretty. with smileys. and shiny things...
p: like those oddly coloured care bears..
l: .....
p: but, yea.. it does look rather...
l: owh you get your head out of the gutter!!
p: my head is perfectly fine.
l: or so you'd like to think.
p: yes, i do think so.
l:-
title says lyn's butt hurts-
p: ergh.. i don't wanna think of the 1000 reason why it hurts.
l: no one asked you to. and it hurts because i was sitting for so long, fyi.
p: fyi?? FYI?? what's that? In Your Face? no wait... Face In Your? ah hah, Face Your In!
p: owh, i made me laugh. god i'm funny
l: ....
p: you're not laughing.
l: ohk, i'll laugh now. HAHAHA. gods, you're funny
p: i know. and god knows. XD
l: -silence-
p: 0.o
lyn and i did unspeakable things to the cherry.
UNSPEAKABLE things.
things which, you can never touch a cherry anymore.
things which will leave you permanently scarred.
this uncle with his little boy stared for a bit and walked away v.v. quickly.
ben got up and ran away.
chel's mouth hit the floor.
jme..cringing in either fear, disgust or god knows kinky thoughts.
and mei..she looked like she was trying v.v. hard to not think of it..
jin would be having a field day if he ever sees it that.... that pink towel-ish cow.
l: let's try it with a mango now!!
p: no!! mangoes are sweet AND soft. mangoes are wrong!! i'm part of anti mango movement!!
l: hey..AMM
p: otherwise known as M
l:
this is not even funny anymore..p: yes, i'm hot, like this prawn dumpling! mmmm...prawn dumpling...
l: because i made food sexy
c: erk..it still sounds awfully wrong
l: not with the lyn made food sexy
p: if i had fat genes, i would be...fat right now..come here you sexy hot dumpling...mmmm...
m: are you dirty talking that piece of food???
p: erm..no? NO!! really... no.
no j: if i had worn that ribbon thing i would be so 80's.. like grease
b: that's the 70's !!
j: pfft, wouldn't know, i was still up on the banana tree!
people: 0.o
j: my father said that.
p: well, that depends. WHAT kind of banana are you talking about? -waggle eyebrow-
j: *choke cough splutter*
a: hehe, we did come from the banana
j: gah! i don't like bananas!!!
p: haha, i luurve bananas.
a: lol
j: * died *