the return of toaster or the randomness strikes again~

exhibit #1
J: i hate you
P: what did i do??
J you got more A's!!! *points finger*
P: *stare*
P: .......
J: ......

exhibit #2
Mom:I'm registering yr bro for TBS.
P:WHAT??
Mom:Teee. Beeee. Asss.
P: you chucked me into INTI!!!
Mom:mmm....is there anymore strawberry tea?
Toaster:........demmik woman!! didn't you hear me???
P: that's me mom.

exhibit #3:
made it math lecture (late as usual) , had to sit far behind..sigh.
can't see the sodding board as well...

M: 0.o
you made it.
P: ya.
W: whoa. apple
P: .......

5 minutes later
P: *scribble scribble*
W: apple or strawberry
P: strawberry
W: owh.

15 minutes later

P: *batting M away from my notes*
L: Ehhhh!! I don't know how to do this ler....
*sniff pori*
P: hoi!!!!!you saje!!!!
L: *choke choke*
yalar, strawberry!!! *choke*
*dies*

1 hour later

W: i can't see the board. why isit like that ar?
*stares at my notes*
P:*stares at the board*
urm...teacher tembak
W: *stare*
hahaha!! no seriously.
P: urm...
i think because got 2 positive signs....kua...

*sigh...*

"What? Which one?"

"The slim one, with the come-hither pout. Below the streak."

"I see a giraffe."

"I see an ant crawling up your neck," he says, brushing it away. "What giraffe?"

"That one. That long skinny thing."

"It looks more like a penis."

"I thought you said that looked like me when I was annoyed."

"You look like a penis when you're annoyed."

-River, ch.12-


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