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Friday, March 31, 2006 @3/31/2006 04:49:00 pm

i think my bday present this year is by far the weirdest that i've ever received...
(last year's was a box of tissue and a plane ticket back home..)

owh, and the most off-key bday song ever sung to me. lol
Not quite sure what to think..but i think it's strange in a good way.
p: *puts on blank look*


class: haaaappppyyy biiirrthdaay toooo youuu, haappyy biirthdaay to pooooriiii
p: *blank look*
it's not my birthday..
class: >.<
*dumps vege on pri*
p: ???????
l: hahahaa!! got 2 aubergines, a carrot and a chilli in there!!
p: *looks at leafy things and pokes the radish*
s: i shaved the carrot.
l: *pulls the carrot out*
eee...so skinny
p: *looks at leafy things*
are there any worms in there?
s: .......
t: don't worry pori. all can eat wan!!
p: uhhh.....thanks?
j: ei! remember to take home!!
l: haha! like auntie buying sayur.....
l: wait.. the banana!! THE BANANA!!
p: *stare blankly at the blacken sorry excuse of a banana..*


l: this is flaccid *points the radish downwards..*
l: this is.. ahaha!! *waves the radish and shags imaginary friend with big fat radish*
class: 0.o


the leafy leafy 'bouquet', the shaved carrot, 2 aubergines, and a chilli (buried under leafy things)




i'll eat my arse that's what...pfft...




the radish. bloody long and fatter than my twiggy arms.



how am i suppose to enjoy it? shag it? 0.o



vege: we hate you!!!!
p: the feeling is mutual babes.

veggies --> bane of pri's existence
i don't shove their skinny green sticks into my mouth, they don't make me puke my guts out.
so WHAT am i to do with this?

the rabbit's dead. (dog killed him)
the dogs are a big fan of meat ( oh hey, whaddaya know? i'm like the president of the fan club.)
the fishes eats their puny fish pallet.
the terrapin is also dead. (dog killed him too.)

wallace and gromit: the curse of the wererabbit was vege-ish.
vege-ish as in veggies in every sodding scene.
Big, mutated ones.
very very disturbing.

just like my present.
very very disturbing.

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"I see a giraffe."

"I see an ant crawling up your neck," he says, brushing it away. "What giraffe?"

"That one. That long skinny thing."

"It looks more like a penis."

"I thought you said that looked like me when I was annoyed."

"You look like a penis when you're annoyed."

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