Monday, March 20, 2006 @3/20/2006 05:59:00 pm
randomness post #3 ΒΌ
b:hehe something really weird happened ytd. ok mayb not so weird for u butthen it was kinda wonky... its like i went to the bathroom ytd nite and then on my way back guess wat i heard?! hehe i think i heard my neighbour like 'making out' [yes realise the inverted commas so go use ur imagination]. total omg-ness i seriously didn't need to hear that.thank god for the music blasting in my room.... hehe but people ere are like so open. the other day there was like this couple frenching in my college driveway. yes the MAIN ROAD INTO college not some bushes.......saddening.....
p:0.o
that's not weird..or wonky..it's rather kinky XD
it's aussie ler girl.nobody's getting arrested fro making out so of cos they're bloody open.
unless yr feng shui very saddenning and u meet all the exhibitionist in the world instead.
if so then yar, pigs can fly and we are both closet exhibitionist(are we??? oh god..)
can u imagine if the world suddenly decides to make out/snog/shag behind bushes or watever it is tht yr brain comes out wif to protect its fragile innocent mind? *snort* we wud haf nothing to look at or erm..'comment' abt other than the weather(tht wud be bloody boring after a while..)oso, it wud be like a bloody horror movie.bushes shaking for no apparent reason left and right.eergh.
*bush: rustle rustle*
p: ooh look.snogging session!! i think.. can't really see tho. dam bushes blocking
b: heck,shaking bushes and flying clothes...definitely more than snogging dearie.
p: flying....clothes??
but if everyone were to openly snog the living daylights out of one another for the world to view..owh with no bushes or lamp post or anything at all.
p: oh god...so hot..*faints*
b: *big huge eyes* whoa.
b:i have to ask wat possessed u to disable ur bug alarm.... considering it was in ur choc i'm v surprised u didn't realised.... OMG pri's not protecting her prized possessions.... =p
p:
my choc was brown
the choc bits were brown
the bug/bugs was also BROWN
bug alarm abit sluggish when fed with choc or anything remotely sugar-ish
protect wat ler?by the time i realised choc bits were bug, i was already on the last piece..
wat was i to do?
option a) scream bloody murder and try to gag
option b) toss last bit of choc away while screaming bloody murder
option c) shrug and eat last choc bit and faux choc bits (the bugs)
option d) stare and thinks "oh god."den toss bug and choc away. CALMLY.
what did you think i did??