Friday, March 24, 2006 @3/24/2006 11:13:00 pm
random beef part 5.607
warning: i found a nut in my printer the other day.
E --> depressed and insane
P --> neurotic/ basketcase
E: the world is my potato
P: without the brown sauce.
E: well, i could whip some up but i dunno...i was feeling like a good kfc meal but then i don't want to spend money if i can help it.
P: so make yr own kfc and label it ejc or something...
E: erk.
P: ejs... eu jin's shickens.
E: erk erk erk erk. i do make a good fried chicken but just too freaking lazy to try now. Hehe..and i don't have chicken..hmm..oh well.
P: you make a good fried chicken as in literally?
E: swt
P: hmm..makes sense doesn't it? you're a erm..cuddly fluffy cow in towel... in a nice way.
E: sigh, yes yes..fat cuddly fluffy cow in a towel. But given my finances, i don't think fat will apply for much longer. gonna have to starve myself somewhat for the next month or so.
P: maybe the only person getting fat is M.
E: er. she can't get fat not even if she tried
P: look at T, he lost all his er...baby fats.
E: erm, not really.
P: but she did
E: ya. she did, by what standards? a stick of celery?
P: >_< .... like from celery stick to a fatter bamboo shoot...
E: lols..i dun like bamboo shoots... although pandas ARE cute
P: so are you actually trying to tell me that deep inside, you see yourself as those cute furry things? like how jay used to run round in what ashton is wearing?
(sparkly heels and pink lace @.@ )
E: er..i don't know...i think my personality is reflective of that of an eville koala can be cute when stoned apparently...according to some people la. but the evilleness i put there myself
P: then it's a wombat.
E: wombats not that cute. koalas are cuter.
P: they're naturally evil. they're so freaky and wrong to the point that it's cute. (the wombats)
E: hee hee
mwahahhaaha
i dunno
P: like honeydew.
E: i prefer becoming something sleek rather than cute.
P: cow in towel is not sleek.
E: yes pri.
i know.
i didn't ask to be a cow in a towel.
P: you assumed. i didn't say you were.
E: beefy and soft like a towel
P: i just said you're nice in a hugable way like fluffy towels.
E: what does anyone draw from that?
P: erm...fluffy towels after washing?
E: swt...where does the beef come in?
P: ..........
the washing part.
E: what? wtf..you use beef for washing?
what sort of sick pervert are you?
P: ...........
(how many types of perverts are there? )
E: do you like slap a bloodied piece of flesh against your soiled panties hoping it becomes clean?
P: ......
owh eew.
well, do you?
E: nope. i make pasta sauce out of it. i have no respect for little dead moomoos
lols.