you know your mother is mental when she:

1. thinks there is strawberry tea everytime you walk into the room
2. starts groping you and says " wahh..milkbag so big oredi."
3. allows your sibling to enter the college of own choice because of friends and you enter the college of her choice for financial reasons (my arse)
4. buys a cartier watch as her birthday present with your savings. birthday 7 months away.
5. talks to the fishes and treats the dog like a sodding 5 months old infant.
6. reverses hard into the neighbor's car and drives off quickly praying that no one saw that.
7. sets the oven on fire.
8. climbs into another man's car thinking it's her husband's...
9. adds ketchup into the lentil soup.
10. gropes your father in front of the whole family. owh my virgin eyes... >.<

"What? Which one?"

"The slim one, with the come-hither pout. Below the streak."

"I see a giraffe."

"I see an ant crawling up your neck," he says, brushing it away. "What giraffe?"

"That one. That long skinny thing."

"It looks more like a penis."

"I thought you said that looked like me when I was annoyed."

"You look like a penis when you're annoyed."

-River, ch.12-


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