Friday, February 17, 2006 @2/17/2006 12:23:00 am
Otherwise known as pri and the perfect day that went down the drain after 3pm..
pri was having her breakfast (
leave my blueberry danish alone!!! i have a bright pink pen and i WILL jab you in the eye with it!!) today at starbucks when this __ pple came over chucked a form at her and snapped her pic for their ambassador hunt..
( __: pri doesn't wants you to know...yet.)
pri went all "eep!! wait..i'm wearing my
i-just-woke-up-leave-my-breakfast-alone!! look... aargh!! woman if you're gonna take a extremely bad shot of me then u can just @#$%@!!" but since pri's an arse, she just said ok (
the faster we do this the sooner i can get back to my danish.. mmm.. *insert weird thots here* ) cos no didn't work...sighs..
but then this table next to pri (
occupied by a gaggle of girls flakier than snowflakes could ever hope to be) went all giggly, gossipy and dumb blonde on each other..(
and if pri wasn't a girl she wouldn't have believed that girls could be capable of that ) just deciding which one of their gaggle/pack/flock should have their picture taken..and all of a sudden one them called her own friend ugly..well if she was ugly then i would look worse than my dog's chew toy and i'll have you know that the chew toy has definitely seen better days..
So as bel put it..i entered a thingy...looking as plain as a red plastic pail. gah.
right and this is where the perfect day went down the drain.
put on your seat belts pple. safety helmets are on your right..
pri got caught in this mad thunderstorm... this tree fell and it caused a massive jam (
there were 2 cars trapped underneath) ...it was bad enough that it was raining bloody heavily like there's no tomorrow and all of a sudden pri thinks it start hailstorming cos there were thingies falling from the sky (
heck where else would they fall from? your crack?? maybe you need to get laid by the potato of impending doom.. ) and hitting the car with lots of loud ' thunks'.
then pri thinks that god must have been dead bored or she must have done something really wrong (
like kicking puppies though i did nothing of that sort..fuzzy things are friends ) cos her viper decided to die on her the very minute the wind brought much more rain than anyone could ever imagine (
pple from those 10 years drought inflicted lands would've danced for joy butt naked in the mud...ooh kinky..) so pri was left with 0.45 % visibility.
actually pri couldn't see nuts even if the nut were as tall as zhao, prancing about in a
bloody-omfg-it's-so-neon-pink thong right in front of her (sorry zhao.).
so pri went to class drenched like some river creature...owh wait,not dramatic enough.. drenched as in
who-dragged-in-the-drowned-cat drench. even paddington wasn't this soaked and heck, that bear frolic around under the rain, joyfully jumping into puddles, no?
and while she was walking to her bleeding car so she can go home and throw a hissy fit, this heap of refrigerator cardboard boxes nearly made a mush out of pri. (
okay maybe not a mush but she'd still be squished....a highly undignified end to pri's life.. pfft )
neat day, no? it has almost more drama than desperate housewives..
thank god pri didn't throw a hissy fit.
hallelujah.
(edit: i think i've retyped this about 7 times now..bloody blogspot.. wtf?? )