Saturday, August 06, 2005 @8/06/2005 08:40:00 pm
warning: don't shoot the toaster.
3 years ago:
pri went into a renoma underwear shop to buy red *ehem* underwear for a friend's birthday
pri: i was forced!!
toaster: .....
so anyway, she went in screaming "omgomgomgomgomg..." and came out several minutes later still screaming "omgomgomgomgomg...". plus, she came out of the shop as red as the underwear she bought. not only that, she had bought the wrong size for her friend..
pri: aaack!! stop!stop!
after that, she swore never to enter a men's underwear shop ever again until she can finally stop screaming "omgomgomgomgomg ..." everytime she walks past one.
3 years later or yesterday:
pri got dragged into the shop (minus the kicking and screaming because she didn't even realize she was in the red zone) by her aunty who wanted to buy some undies for her god knows which boyfriend.
when she finally realize where on earth she is ( which is in the middle of the shop surrounded by rows after rows of hot sexy macho sweaty bodied with mind blowing muscles CK underwear models)
she screamed (not really..) " OMFG!!!!aaaaack!! my eyes!!!". guess what? she didn't scream because the models were hot sexy macho sweaty bodied with mind blowing muscles models...she screamed because she, so happened 'accidentally' looked at this certain area on most of the boxes which instantly caused this really bizarre reaction that somehow managed to lead to pri's brain melting into a puddle of goo.
and if anyone's wondering if her aunty said anything about this, no she was too busy stretching those undies and comparing one undies to the other while pri was comparing one box the the next and the next and....
anyway 15 minutes later, our 'lovable darling'..
toaster: are you sure? only bel would refer to her as that...
pri: shuddup
..finally stop screaming "omgomgomg.." like a blardy headless chicken. instead she was grinning the 'omglemon!' grin.
pri: abso-blardy-lutely not my fault.
uh huh..so only toaster
toaster: and god
...and god would know what exactly it is that went through her head at that moment. anyway, a sudden random thought hit our 'lovable darling' like a 20 ton chocolate brick with crap fillings and colourful crap sprinkles on the top. what is this sudden random thought you ask?
toaster: she finally realize that her aunty is definitely not a sweet innocent virgin anymore if she actually knows what size to buy.
pri: reality came crashing down on me a like blardy tsunami....oh god..
yes, so they finally left the shop 30 minutes later with pri's brain melted into nothing but a plie of nasty goo..oh look! there goes all the facts she studied for her exam..
pri: omg...they're flying!! you can actually see their wings..
toaster: ...........
looks like 3 years is not enough for pri to er....
pri: *death glare which had just froze the eternal fires of damnation*
toaster: i wonder if another 5 years would help...