Monday, August 15, 2005 @8/15/2005 11:49:00 pm
oh crap. semester break.girl on hols. pri on hols.pri brain dead.oh crap.
this is SO not what i planned for my holiday.goddammit i had GREAT plans!! see that?? great emphasis on GREAT plans. semester breaks should be all shopping with unlimited cash flow from the great bank of daddy's pocket, movies (johnny depp!! so hot..heck that guy has a blardy blinking sign that screams 'ravish me.NOW.'), the beach, chocolates, and all things holiday-ie!
but nooooo! of all things holiday-ish sacred, i rot and waste daylight..not that rotting is a bad idea but i rot even when it's not a holiday so rotting doesn't count as holiday-ish.oh ya..i'm ranting too.on the 1st day of my hols!!! this is ridiculous.
arg!! you're not suppose to be dead bored on your holiday!! but my plan looks shitty from where i'm sitting.hmm..
1.watch anime
2.watch anime??
3. .......oh gods....
there you have it.even the lemons can't save it.turned my brain into mush. dam the 127 pages of lemon.it's like a blardy mini novel..and dang it has a sequel...i SO do not want to spend my hols staring at the screen..see..even the comp doesn't want me there..stupid flickering screen.
sigh...even toaster has kinda fried all its circuit.see...toaster dead... *pokes toaster* moose rolled over and died 5 minutes ago...at the end of the hols i'll probably be like "huh?centri-what force?wait..do i know you???"
ohoho...must watch willy wonka...such a droolable show..chocolates,sweets, colourful sets, johnny depp, johnny depp and chocolate. i swear, that show definitely screams ' come eat me.or eat mr depp.'
mmm...it's a crime for hot guy and chocolate to be together!!heck..it's a crime for mr. depp to be that edible..
goddammit!! i demand that my holidays be exciting and thrilling!!! i want some action and i want them now!!
*pouts and waits for action to roll by*
so...where's mr. depp???and my action!!
*scowls*
i'm sorry you pple had to read this..this is a very bad post.bad bad post.silly pri.brain = mush. tata. 127 pages lemon screams.
Saturday, August 06, 2005 @8/06/2005 08:40:00 pm
warning: don't shoot the toaster.
3 years ago:
pri went into a renoma underwear shop to buy red *ehem* underwear for a friend's birthday
pri: i was forced!!
toaster: .....
so anyway, she went in screaming "omgomgomgomgomg..." and came out several minutes later still screaming "omgomgomgomgomg...". plus, she came out of the shop as red as the underwear she bought. not only that, she had bought the wrong size for her friend..
pri: aaack!! stop!stop!
after that, she swore never to enter a men's underwear shop ever again until she can finally stop screaming "omgomgomgomgomg ..." everytime she walks past one.
3 years later or yesterday:
pri got dragged into the shop (minus the kicking and screaming because she didn't even realize she was in the red zone) by her aunty who wanted to buy some undies for her god knows which boyfriend.
when she finally realize where on earth she is ( which is in the middle of the shop surrounded by rows after rows of hot sexy macho sweaty bodied with mind blowing muscles CK underwear models)
she screamed (not really..) " OMFG!!!!aaaaack!! my eyes!!!". guess what? she didn't scream because the models were hot sexy macho sweaty bodied with mind blowing muscles models...she screamed because she, so happened 'accidentally' looked at this certain area on most of the boxes which instantly caused this really bizarre reaction that somehow managed to lead to pri's brain melting into a puddle of goo.
and if anyone's wondering if her aunty said anything about this, no she was too busy stretching those undies and comparing one undies to the other while pri was comparing one box the the next and the next and....
anyway 15 minutes later, our 'lovable darling'..
toaster: are you sure? only bel would refer to her as that...
pri: shuddup
..finally stop screaming "omgomgomg.." like a blardy headless chicken. instead she was grinning the 'omglemon!' grin.
pri: abso-blardy-lutely not my fault.
uh huh..so only toaster
toaster: and god
...and god would know what exactly it is that went through her head at that moment. anyway, a sudden random thought hit our 'lovable darling' like a 20 ton chocolate brick with crap fillings and colourful crap sprinkles on the top. what is this sudden random thought you ask?
toaster: she finally realize that her aunty is definitely not a sweet innocent virgin anymore if she actually knows what size to buy.
pri: reality came crashing down on me a like blardy tsunami....oh god..
yes, so they finally left the shop 30 minutes later with pri's brain melted into nothing but a plie of nasty goo..oh look! there goes all the facts she studied for her exam..
pri: omg...they're flying!! you can actually see their wings..
toaster: ...........
looks like 3 years is not enough for pri to er....
pri: *death glare which had just froze the eternal fires of damnation*
toaster: i wonder if another 5 years would help...
Tuesday, August 02, 2005 @8/02/2005 04:46:00 pm
ah...hello people.
by the time you read this, i have probably died from the massive penguin suicide in the college library.
toaster: don't ask...long story.
oh dang...the management should really consider upgrading the computers here as well as the connection speed...god knows how many times i 'berkulat' waiting for this darn page to load..
ahaha! i scored a total of 321 in hitting the penguins!
oh wait...score got beaten by liang...damn...he's over reacting to it...oh my...he's gleefully poking the screen now....
anyway..pri is currently experiencing major lag, flickering screen, stiff keyboard, and shitty comp at the moment. we apologise for any damages caused especially to the poor penguins which my friend, mr liang is still insanely hitting with a club at the moment.
god save the penguins...
pri: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! library comp barred the site!! evil..